|—||John Berendt (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food